Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
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