I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
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