Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.