Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!