What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.