What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE