What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.