What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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