Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
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