Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
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