What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
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