How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
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