What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
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