Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
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