What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
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