Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
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