What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
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