The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.