The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.