I lost my grip, and my beer shattered on the floor.
This Corona outbreak is really getting out of hand.
I tried to give the guy who came to clean our septic tank out a beer. He said, “I’m not the type of guy who drinks on the job.”
I said, “Yeah, you wouldn’t want you’re boss to catch you sh*t faced.”
What beer does everyone at the orphanage drink?
Foster's.