What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
What do you call bananas that don't stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
If a crocodile makes shoes, what can you make out of a banana?
Slippers!
Why don't bananas snore?
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Why do banana's do so well on the dating scene? Because they have Appeal!