I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son
Chris P. Bacon
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.