Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
What do pigs drive? Pigup trucks.
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"