What did the boy bacon say to the girl bacon? Girl, you're bacon my heart melt.
What do pigs drive? Pigup trucks.
What do you call bacon with salt on it
Salt and Peppa
What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken? The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
What do you call real bacon?
Genuswine
Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu? Kevin Bacon
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
Why should you bake bacon on an asteroid on its way to Earth ?
It's meteor.
Bacon and eggs walk into a bar.
They take their seat and ask the bartender for two draft beers.
The bartender looks at them and says “sorry guys, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
What are pig criminals known for? Pigpockets.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
What do you call a pig thats wrong? Mistaken bacon.
I dressed up as bacon for halloween.
To say the least, i was looking pretty CRISP.
Did you hear about the policeman who tried to make love to a bacon slicer?
He had a tip off.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
Did you hear about the butcher who sat on his bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his deliveries.
Why was the meat packer arrested? For bringing home the bacon.
I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son
Chris P. Bacon
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
when I smelled breakfast in the morning it was bacon me eggcited.
Why do pigs go to New York City? To see the Big Apple.
My car smelled like bacon when I got home.
My porking brake was on.
Patient: "Nurse im suffering from bacon disease!" Nurse: "Baloney"
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
My wife asked me this morning "Do you want a bacon omelette?"
I said "No, I'd rather fry one."
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors? History in the bacon.
Why didn't the drunk Mexican druglord find the Bacon Tree? Because he walked into a Ham Bush!
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