What did the avocado say to the fork? “You guac my world.”
How does a robot eat it’s guacamole?
Microchips.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
Was your guacamole salad good?
Yes, it was avocado this world.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
Why shouln’t you rub avocado in your eyes?
You might get guacoma.