Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon? An ottermelon.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief? Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.