Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
“Rind of.”
So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.