Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
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