Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
What vegetable is kind of cool?
The Radish.
Egg-Plant a kiss on me.
I love you from my head tomato
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barack-oli.
Have you heard the new song from the band that entirely consists of vegetables?
It’s a master peas.
What should you do if you drop a root vegetable face down?
Turnip over.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
Time to celery-brate.
What do you call a communist vegetable
a soviet onion.
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
Which vegetable is the most qualified?
Qualiflower.
What vegetable isnt allowed on cruise ships?
Leeks.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
I think therefore I yam.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
Where does Thor grow his vegetables?
In his Asgarden.
What are the best vegetables to sleep under?
a can of peas.
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
Keep calm and carrot on.
What do you call it when vegetables have siblings?
Pumpkin.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas.
Which vegetable is most likely to be your friend?
The broccoli.