I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.