A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
It was the pie piper who had led the strawberries to the bakery.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
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