What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
Yesterday I went to the store for only 2 items, a rising crust pizza and a strawberry cake. Fortunately they were relatively light, so bringing it home was a pizza cake!
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
Why is the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents are jamming
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
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