What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
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