A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A berry from which you can directly drink out of is a straw-berry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
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