Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
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