When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub? – It is called soup.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
Soup is only musical when it is piping hot.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
After his meal, the cannibal wipes his mouth and says: “My wife cooks the greatest soup in the world. But I will miss her so much.”
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
The healthy soup recipe was suggested to us by the nutritionist. It soup-erseded the old unhealthy creamy soup we used to have for dinner.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Go to BabaMail
