What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.
When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Why do potatoes make good detectives? Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.