How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
We’re a perfect mash.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Happy Birthday to my best spud….get it? ? Spud…bud? ?
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Ergo, I am a potato