What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
Did you hear about the CEO that got fired at the dairy farm? He was skimming a little bit off the top.
What would you call a dairy product that is horrible? “Udder bullshit.”
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
Which cow has great pickup lines? A cow which is smooth as milk.
Did you hear about the cow that committed murder? It was in cow-ld blood! How dairy.
The doctor advised I tried a milk bath. I asked if it needs to be pasteurized. No, just above the knees she replied.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid in existence? It’s pasteurized before you ever notice.
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
Why does a cow hate artificial milk? Because the substance is pow-dairy.
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
What do you call a very feminine cow that likes to be in charge? The Dairy Queen.
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
The spoiled milk always got what it wanted.
I waited over an hour for my cappuccino and when it arrived there was too much milk and not enough coffee. Still, better latte than never.
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
Some people prefer milk after it has churned. I guess they find it butter that way.
The thing about milk-inspired puns is you only reach 2% of their potential.
My friend is always trying to make cows nervous. She's a fan of milkshakes.
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!