What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
I thought I'd have some evaporated milk on my pudding. But when I opened it, it was empty.
Where do Russians get all of their milk from? Mos-cow!
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
Kid: Dad, why don’t you approve of the consumption of dairy products?
Dad: Because I was raised lactose intolerant.
You have two cows, but only milk one. Your friend asks you…
"What about the udder one?"
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
I went into the library and asked for pint of milk. The librarian said 'this is a library'. So i whispered 'I'd like a pint of milk please'.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
Where do astronauts buy their milk? From the milky way!!!
How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
There was a stampede out on the dairy farm. It was udder chaos.
What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
Cashier: Sir, would you like me to put your milk in a bag?
Dad: I would much rather keep it in the carton!
You should never give milk to someone who is open minded and hasn't yet had breakfast. They're lack-toast and tolerant.
So I asked Satan if he had any milk I could drink...
He told me "No whey in Hell!"