Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a tea bag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
Why did the lemon fail its driving test?
Because it kept peeling out
Sherlock Holmes enters a room carrying a box of lemons
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree."
What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.