What do you call a metalhead working at Cold Stone? Alice Scooper.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What's the scoop
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.