Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.