Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An eggomaniac.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
An egg walks into a bar...
And makes a real mess.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs.
Now I can't find them. I think they've been mislaid.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
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