What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
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