How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
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