Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
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