What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.