Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.