Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"