Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
What currency do fruit use to make purchases?
Banana bread!
Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
What is a chillin' banana's favorite song?
Mellow Yellow!
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.