Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
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