Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a watermelon by it’s diameter? Watermelon PI.
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
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