How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
I think it’s funny when I ask girls whether they would spit or swallow my seed if I was a watermelon. Unfortunately, almost all of them reply not in a hundred melon years.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
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