So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
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