If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
“Now he’s a waterfelon.”
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
“Rind of.”
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.