Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
What did the father cantaloupe say to his son?
“Watermelon! (Water-my-lawn)”
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
Did you hear about the new watermelon powered cars set to come out next year? Yeah, it’s too bad you only get a water-melon the gallon.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
So, how on earth did the police catch the watermelon thief without a solid description? Don’t really know; guess the bloke was acting seedy.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.
What do you call a serial killer watermelon? A slaughter melon.
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