If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.
What do you call a melon that commits a crime?
“A water-fellon!”
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
Why did one melon break up with the other melon?
“He didn’t know water problem was.”
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
What do you calla watermelon that just won’t stop committing crimes? A watefelon.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
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