What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
“Rind of.”
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
What is the only time you start at the red and stop at the green?
“When you eat a watermelon!”
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
What’s the only type of melon that changes colours at will? Well, a chamelon.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
I always wondered why the watermelon loving librarian never touched any of the books; turns out she’d red them all.
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief? Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
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