What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
You don't know jack-o-lantern
Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting.
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd.
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?
Gourdgeous.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
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