What do you call a barking pumpkin?
A gourd dog.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
Remind your kids not to overdo it on the pumpkin pie this time of year.
Or they might get autumn'y ache.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
This Halloween I'm gourd out of my mind!
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
You don't know jack-o-lantern
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
You've really struck a gourd with me...
I'm the pun King of Halloween.