Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
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