What happened when rockers couldn't get their favorite dessert? Rage against the Broken Ice Cream Machine.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter? Pi a'la mode.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Ice Cream
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
It’s cool.
What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?
A McFurry
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