Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.