The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!