Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
The sweetest.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? It's an udderly bad idea!
What happens after you eat an entire gallon of "All Natural" ice cream? You get Breyer's remorse!
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
Witherspoon.
How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
When does Oliver Stone eat ice cream? Any Given Sundae.
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
Floats.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
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