What do you call an ear with no eyes
No-eyed ear
Did you know Davy Crockett had three ears?
A left ear, a right ear, and a wild frontier.
I can't hear out of my ear...
It's really EAR-itating.
How many ears does Spok have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
Why was the man who hung tennis equipment from his ears arrested?
He was found guilty of racket-ear-ring
There's a serious ear condition that dogs can get, it makes their ears ring all the time.
It's called Rin-Tin-Tinnitus.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A field of corn.
One ear of corn says to the other, “I think I have a stalker.”
The other corn replies, “Thats amaizing! Is he cute?” The ear replies, “No, too husky!”
What do you call friends with airpods in their ears
Earbuds.
What do you call Bears without ears
B.
What do you call a guy with an ear fetish.
Hard for hearing.
Condoms are like ear muffs.
They prevent a lot of noise.
What kind of ears do trains have?
Engineers.
My doctor says I should get my ears cleaned every 12 months.
I think he means ear-ly.
Me and my ears hate badminton so much
It's making a racket.
What do you get if you cut off Mona Lisa's ears?
MONO LISA.
What did Van Gogh name the ear he didn't cut off?
Van Stay.
Why can’t your ear be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
What do you call someone with fruit in one ear and whipped cream in the other?
A trifle deaf.
I don’t understand why ear biting is a fetish
Almost everyone eats corn.