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An Absent Minded Doctor
An Absent Minded Doctor A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear? In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: "Damn, some as*hole has my pen!"
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.
The doctor asked her what had happened.
She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I picked up the iron instead of the phone by mistake.
"Well that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"The bastard called again."
Why do blondes wear hooped ear rings. So they have somewhere to put their feet when having se*.
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? "Thanks for the refill!"
How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer.
What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? Data transfer.
A cowboy and a red Indian are walking through the desert...
After a short time the Indian stops the cowboy before dropping to his knees and placing his ear to the ground. Upon standing the Indian says firmly "Buffalo come"

"That's amazing" says the cowboy, "How can you tell that?"

The Indian replies...

"Sticky face"
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
The Remakrable Native American
The Remakrable Native American Many years ago, two cowboys come upon a Native American lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy. "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction." Just then the Native American looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Remarkable!" The Native looks up weakly and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
A man goes to the Doctor with a banana in one ear, a carrot in the other ear and a cucumber up his nose. “What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
“It’s easy, you're not eating properly.” the doctors replies.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!