Need

All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea!
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
“Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.”
Unknown
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
I just asked the wife to get into her nurse's uniform.
She said "Why? Are you feeling horny?"
"No we need bread!"
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.
How many consultants do you need to change a light bulb?
You’ll get an estimate a week from Monday.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.