Track

I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.
Kind of.. Kung Fusing
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
“I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.”
Unknown
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
“Last Thanksgiving I shot my own turkey. It was fun. That shot gun going, "Blam! Blam!"

Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?”
Kenny Rogerson
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!
Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.



A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road.”
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.